Lady Gaga Is LETHAL

Lady Gaga Is LETHAL

Some people are bad for your health. To dwindle that down, some celebrities are lethal, in terms of fierceness and actual physical effects. While some feared getting stabbed by Madonna's cone bras or crushed to death at a Pearl Jam concert, everyone is overlooking one of music's most dynamic artist on the scene today; Lady Gaga. After many sources reporting that photographer A.J. Sokalner died from a heart attack after photographing Gaga at an event in New York City, one has to wonder how else this ferocious diva can affect a seemingly normal, healthy person. Let's investigate.

Firstly, one can become obsessed with Lady Gaga in a very short period of time. From the first or second listen, Lady Gaga's debut album 'The Fame' sticks to listeners. Whether they like to admit it or not, everybody has a soft spot from her. Young girls want to dress up in her high-cut leotards, the gay community religiously follow her after she declared her love for them, and even celebrities such as Miley Cyrus and X Factor judge Cheryl Cole admit their infatuation for her. Celebrity obsession is a dangerous thing, however. What can start out as an innocent admiration (a mild affliction) can turn into intensive, compulsive feelings where one feels he is truly connected to the soul of Lady Gaga. When this goes too far, one can no longer control his thoughts on Lady Gaga, which can drive him to depression or anxiety.



Secondly, Lady Gaga can influence one to do not-so-innocent things. The Gaga is not one to be modest, in terms of dress or conversation. She has openly declared her disdain for pants, calling them 'uncomfortable' and 'not sexy'. Before hitting it big, the singer danced in burlesque clubs to earn a living and ordered tons of cocaine while perfecting her look all day in her apartment. She sings openly about her sexuality in many of her songs, and candidly discusses it during interviews. Since the performer is everywhere nowadays and is a very popular force in pop culture, many young people look up to her. They see the Gaga as socially desirable, so a lot of growing girls want to follow her lifestyle, even though it is not the purest. While the pop singer's goal is not to be a role model, and although she may or may not have as much influence on girls as imagined, girls will follow anything that's cool. That may not be a good sign for parents. The parental figures better take a close look at whether their babies are wearing pants when leaving the house.



Finally, Lady Gaga can cause wildfires with her chest. There is even proof of this, so best beware:

Note: This was cross-posted to my blog for my Online Journalism class. Hope my professor is proud!